“She don’t lie, she don’t lie- cocaine.”

Oh my friggin’ GOD. News from the Alma Mater, courtesy of New York Magazine…

Getting Busted for Coke Dealing Is Surprisingly Hilarious

Last night two young students at the Fashion Institute of Technology, Christine Scafa and McKenzie Dippenworth, were busted for running a cocaine ring out of their Chelsea dorm room. They got busted when they started selling bags of the drug to undercover cops at 27th Street clubs like Home. You’d think it would be so scary to get busted in your dorm at such a young age for such a serious crime, but apparently that wasn’t the case. From the Post:

“Oh, my God, are you guys serious!” Dippenworth yelled to photographers as the giggling pair were led from the Seventh Precinct station house last night. “We’re not Plaxico Burress!” said Scafa before an older man interrupted. “Christine, don’t say anything,” he told her. But Dippenworth chuckled back, “Well, I’m a Plaxico Burress fan.”

Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure they weren’t weed dealers?

Geniuses.

I guess the expense of all those art supplies and endless trips to Utrecht and the F.I.T. bookstore to spend $8 on a pencil just got to be too much. I can relate, ladies, although the “starving artist” thing never quite drove me to being the next George Jung. These two must be business majors. Art & design majors just suffer and eat ramen. Technology majors are just too nerdy for this stuff. But business majors always have an angle.

F.I.T. Coke Queens